Weenis, Stinky, and ImmortalPirate, looking at you… :-)

People get me wrong all the time. Part of the job. I recently had a Chinese spy follow me into the mental ward, thinking I met people there… which I did do… and his wife got very freaked out, thinking it was a trap for him. I assured her he would be okay, and when I asked her who she thought I worked for, she responded, “FBI”.

Nope, I do not now, nor never have worked for the FBI.

Why did she think I worked for the FBI? Well, long story, but I worked for a non-profit and a security software vendor who both were made famous fighting against China’s online injustices.

Also, I knew people inside the mental wards, and that was captured on video, so I guess China hacked the video feeds from that mental ward.

Who did I go into the mental ward to meet up with? For me to know and you not to know. :-)

Not CIA, either. I did work *with* CIA for a few years on a project almost 20 years ago. However, I have never been employed by CIA.

Admittedly, it is almost flattering for people to think they know my business in these contexts, though I have also had people slander me because of my covert work, thinking they know it better then I do…

I would never, for instance, disclose secret information about the group I work with in an unauthorized manner. :-)




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  1. Santa Bunny 2 months ago

    meds + alcohol = not good

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      five2one 2 months ago

      @Santa Bunny Whatever. I don’t drink, you freakish fuck. You just hate me for no reason.

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      five2one 2 months ago

      @Santa Bunny You are one serious screwed up person to be trolling me.

      What reason do you have to say I am drunk, let me guess, you think I just gave out classified information — you are such a pitiful person! There is no classified information there.

      Anyway, if that is classified information, then who the hell do I work for that I would secretly meet them in psych wards, huh? Your attempt at “reasoning” here falls flat.

      If I am secretly meeting spy contacts in a mental ward, then you should be scared of who the hell I work for.

      And you don’t know jack shit about us.

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      • Santa Bunny 2 months ago

        @five2one

        Are you an alcoholic? Do you use prescription medications?

        Perhaps you should stay off of social media until you can control your outbursts and fantasy stories. And honestly, we don’t want to hear your stories. This will help. Then slowly make your way back on here. If you are truly going to AA, good for you. But coming on here and saying you are now sober and don’t drink, you are only fooling yourself. I know you won’t listen to me, but clearing your head of all ‘noise’ will help you focus on your own self.

        Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic. You are never cured.

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        five2one 2 months ago

        @Santa Bunny You are a great ‘case in point’ in how people get people wrong.

        What do you know? You work at a pizza joint and are addicted to meth.

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      • Santa Bunny 2 months ago

        @five2one Are you an alcoholic? Do you use prescription medications?

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        five2one 2 months ago

        @Santa Bunny My “fantasy” story is true, BTW, MORON.

        How do you know it is not true?

        If it is a fantasy, then why is it bad to post on?

        Why would anyone lie about such a thing.

        Obviously, your life is pitiful and sucks, that you think such things are fantasy.

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      • Santa Bunny 2 months ago

        @five2one Are you an alcoholic? Do you use prescription medications?

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        five2one 2 months ago

        @Santa Bunny Third time you asked, you lifeless troll.

        Don’t you have something better to do, then to stalk me?

        Obviously, there is something good about me, that I cause you such hate.

        You are my puppet. I am deeeeeppp inside your heat with my ESP chimichanga.

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      • Santa Bunny 2 months ago

        @five2one

        No hate here, all love.

        I love you because you are entertaining.

        Please try to stay off the meds.

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        five2one 2 months ago

        @Santa Bunny I should be entertaining, this stuff is very much Something.

        Greatest show on heaven and earth:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkXQBSSM0ts

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  2. Santa Bunny 2 months ago

    “I recently had a Chinese spy follow me into the mental ward, thinking I met people there… which I did do…”

    PURE GOLD!!!!!

    :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf: :rolf:

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  3. immortal_pirate 2 months ago

    @five2one, The Great Kilted Groundhog stepped out of his den, saw you and said, “Five more months in the funny farm for five2one”…

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  4. ladybarbara 2 months ago

    I jumped out of Immortal Pirates truck when we came home and the truck was securely parked in our driveway. Upon landing, I felt a pain in my back. I sat on the frame of the truck to recover and thought, “Ouch! Well, walk it off”. The pain got worse. I thought it was a kidney infection and went to see my doctor. She prescribed antibiotics, but they did not help with the pain in my back. I went in to the imaging clinic and had an MRI and ex rays done. My doctor said that I had a fractured and crushed disk in my spine.

    Well, no wonder the antibiotics did not work. My doctor said that I was to be careful, but she would not prescribe anything for pain. My back will heal on it’s own. I am in constant pain.

    I had a second MRI done and a bone density test. I have Osteoporosis — thin and brittle bones. Today, I hope the doctor will get serious about my injury. It has been a month that I have been living with a broken back.

    When friends ask what happened to break my back, I simply tell them that one of my sons must have stepped on a crack. I don’t want to confess to having jumped down from the passenger seat of Immortal Pirate’s truck.

    Now, when I get out of the truck, I ooooze-slither out like a big fat snake. I ease to the ground.

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      five2one 2 months ago

      @ladybarbara Really, easy to get hurt from a tall truck. My DW’s father got all banged up from falling off a truck.

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      • ladybarbara 2 months ago

        @five2one Well, I had the visit to the doctor. She is now taking my injury seriously. She said that she had thought that I was scamming for narcotics, because she has had other patience that did that. I assured her that I was not faking an injury just for pain medication. Now, she sees that I am injured and she knows that I am in pain. She asked what I wanted to do about the pain. Well, Aleve over-the-counter pain reliever works on me, but I don’t want to take them daily. I will seek hot soaking baths, a back brace, and not sitting in a position that hurts. After I assured her that I am not interested in narcotics, she told me the truth about what she sees in my bones. I have Osteoporosis and my bones will not heal. The ribs that broke while shooting the big Remington shot gun (5 years ago) healed wrong. My bad knees will never heal on their own and my bad hip is wearing away. In hip and knee replacement, Doctors would rather operate on bones that will heal, and not brittle porous bones. —— so, my chances of knee, or hip replacement are slim to none. Then there is the matter of the tumor in my left breast. If it is cancer and spreads, the chances are that it will attack the fracture in my spine. I sat there stunned. Then faced the reality of what she said without drama. That’s the way it is and I will cross those bridges when it actually happens. Right now, I’m good. I will wear a back brace when I work in the yard, or have a bumpy ride.

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