When it’s silent, I hear everything. Sometimes I need a little noise to drown out the rest of the world.

A beer and to see something naked is all I need at the moment, lol.

Death is part of the cycle of life. Taxes are someone else taking your money. I’d say taxes are worse. There’s a certain feeling of oppression knowing that someone is stealing a little piece of everything you earn.

“The marijuana laws and gay marriage were both passed because hearts and minds have changed.  It wouldn’t have happened if there wasn’t public support.  The people against these things have very loud voices and they get more press, but they are the minority.”

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Just be glad I didn’t unleash the spidergoats.

I have no idea, I’m 31 and haven’t got a clue what I want to be when I grow up. Is that bad?

You know people have lost touch with humanity when your phone never actually rings, it just beeps at you when you get a text message, as if to imply “I don’t want to actually talk to you for real, that’s just weird.” I want a dumb phone, one that only does what a phone is supposed to do, MAKE PHONE CALLS!

Vooping.

Catpenguins are the real threat…

Antarctica sounds nice and desolate…