They have gone missing.
We have to do all this work down here.
Maybe they took off in their UFO to go and accelerate the evolution of apes on other earths out there.
Meanwhile, a secret project is happening. A small in the know group at nasa desperately is sending out signals to solicit help from the other universe’s gods to come and save them from the cruel and unjust JHVH1 God here.
MONKEY MEN AND WOMEN LIVE AMONG US! You know that whole true lizard person conspiracy?? It is a lie. It is the Monkey Aliens that invented in concert with a super secret group that is half Vatican, have Mafia, half NASA!
Where do these mysterious monkey aliens come from, and why are they so interested in you?!?!
Evolution is a lie from God and his buddy, Satan!
That, my friends, is the true story here.
Everything will be okay. Jeer.
Nobody really gets hurt! Big secret! Really.
Not beyond what they can handle.
This is a farm for gods from humans.
Outerspace is fake!!
lol… that is partially true…